It’s one of those Saturdays where the idea of staying in feels like a crime, but going out requires a whole plan. My coffee is getting cold while I stare at my closet. That’s when I remember the orientdig spreadsheet I made last month. It’s not some influencer thing, it’s literally a Google sheet where I track what outfits actually make me leave the house. And today, it’s pulling up a combo I almost forgot: the oversized blazer from a thrift store in Berlin and my most worn pair of Raw Hem jeans. I head to this little cafe that just opened near the park. The playlist is great, but…